10 Reasons why School is crippling my spine and killing my will to stay alive

School is the bane of my existence. Here's some reasons why.

1. Teachers. Do you not understand that I have a life outside of school? Sometimes I'll turn shit in late, GET OVER IT. It doesn't mean that you have the right to bitch at me and act like my future is on the line.

2. I hate people. I go to school with 2,000 other kids my age and I can count the people I actually like on one hand. I'm not anti-social, I just don't like associating myself with self-righteous assholes.

3. It's over six hours long. Hey Administration, why don't we come to school at 10 and leave at noon? There's an idea. Write that one down at your next meeting.

4. They don't let me sleep. You people make me come here at 7:45 in the morning and make me slave away til the latest hours of the night doing my homework that was assigned, and you have the decency to rudely wake me up in the middle of your lecture? Really?

5. It's nine months out of the year. Like it's great we have summers off, but what about spring? And fall? And winter....

6. Homework ruins my holidays. I couldn't even fully enjoy my Christmas vacation or spring break because I spent most of the time working on huge ass projects or studying for tests that were due the second we get back.

7. Homework: A
    Classwork: A
    Participation: A
    Test: F

    Final Grade: F

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8. I have to wear pants.

9. Twitchell.

10. Sophomores.